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Old enough to have cheated at Duck Hunt by putting the gun against the tv.
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Old enough to have wanted Cavariccis, but not old enough for my mom to justify the $95 price tag.
I’m “first crush on David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider” years old.
I’m “started porn downloads before school so it would be done buffering after baseball practice” years old.
Old enough to know that when someone pages you “666” you’re in trouble.
I’m “My first music purchase was Hansen’s single ‘MMMBop’ on cassette” old.
“This is the second time in my conscious fashion choice life (probably third time overall) wide leg pants/bell bottoms/culottes are on trend” years old.
Old enough to call home from school on a payphone, calling collect, and leaving the message, “Don’t accept this call. Pick me up in the school’s back driveway.”
I’m old enough to know Busted was first.
I’m “wearing BK Dymacels and a Tasmanian Devil shirt to gym class” years old.
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I’m old enough to remember that there used to be a show on a Friday night in early September that would PREVIEW the Fall Saturday Morning cartoon lineup.
I’m old enough to have a denim jacket with enough New Kids On The Block buttons to set off the alarms at any major airport. I was truly “Hangin’ Tough.”
I’m “trick-or-treating with the OG McDonald’s pumpkin pail” years old.
I’m “a once proud owner of I <3 Orlando Bloom socks from Limited Too” years old.
Old enough to know how to put the statue in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey together #SilverSnakes4Life
I used to pick up the phone and make “an important phone call” just so my sister would be disconnected from her AOL. The call was to check the time.
Jurassic Park was released days after my birth.
Oh my gosh you BABY, I had my first kiss seeing Jurassic Park in theaters!
Because I’m Thriller, Thriller years old.