{What If} I Told You: 10 Taglines for Rejected 30 for 30 Films

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PITCH 1: “What if I told you that some spuds can’t be peeled?”

The Story of Spud Webb’s Dunk Contest Championship

PITCH 2: “What if I told you that in Communist Russia, Zamboni smooths you over?”

The 1980 Soviet Olympic Hockey Team—Where Are They Now?

PITCH 3: “What if I told you that some bean balls happen in the outfield?”

The Story of the Home Run that Bounced Off of Jose Canseco’s Head

PITCH 4: “What if I told you that some fields don’t have dreams?”

The Story of the 1978 Little League World Series Players’ Strike

PITCH 5: “What if I told you that some serves can’t be returned?”

Wimbledon, or something

PITCH 6: “What if I told you that some Two-a-Days last a lifetime?”

Oh Look, a Different Southern High School Football Program That is Way Too Intense As A Direct Result of the Stagnant Local Economy

PITCH 7: “What if I told you that some Kings are never crowned?”

The Story of Every Decent Sacramento Kings Team, 1985-present

PITCH 8: “What if I told you that being great doesn’t mean that you don’t also suck?”

The Story of the Yankees as an Organization

PITCH 9: “What if I told you that some locks don’t belong on chains?”

The Story of Bryce Harper’s Magnificent Hair #Natitude

PITCH 10: “What if I told you that reindeer may bring Santa and presents, but a horse can take it away?”

The Story of My Dad Losing an Entire Paycheck at the Race Track