{SPACIOUS} New Home Listings

1. 1732 Piedmont Lane, LMC

New construction ranch home with lots of amenities! The open floor plan hosts a living room, dining room, and eat-in kitchen. Brand new stainless steel appliances. Great Room includes fireplace and custom built-ins. Master suite walk-in closet and walk-in tile shower. Three additional bedrooms as well as laundry room. Home floats in a SPACIOUS quadrant of the Large Magellanic Cloud with wonderful views of neighboring binary stars through portal windows. Also includes an attached garage that fits your Space X Dragon Capsule with additional storage area for decades worth of dehydrated food rations.

2. 477 Orion Court, MW

Shut the front door, and take a look at the inside of this completely remodeled home! This 3 bedroom, 1.5 commode has enough charm to fill an Emily Bronte novel. The gorgeous updated kitchen is equipped with stainless steel appliances and white granite countertops. In space, no one can hear you scream about how beautiful this entertaining kitchen is. The main living area has a giant bay window that looks out over four quadrillion acres of completely empty SPACE right in the heart of Orion’s Belt — and it’s all yours!

3. Mobile Home, Anywhere in the Universe

This aerodynamic mobile home has everything a modern family could want, and then some! Huge kitchen. Enormous walk-in pantry stocked with enough shelf stable food to feed a small army—literally. Thirty-four bedrooms, each with ensuite bathroom and their own pneumatically powered blast-proof doors. Yes, this former Class-A Martian Tactical Battleship is now a Class-Y place of residence for people who are looking to travel without leaving the comforts of home behind. Think Nomadland meets Interstellar.

4. 7264 Singularity Court, Sagittarius A*

Truly private and secluded estate: 11,000 square feet, including your own indoor basketball court, pool, and bowling alley! Seven bedrooms, 5.5 bath so your company can stay as long as they’d like without it ever feeling crowded! Located only a few parsecs inside the event horizon of the Black Hole Sagittarius A*, it is your own personal Hotel California — check out anytime you’d like, but you can never leave! Literally, the spacetime continuum forbids it. But also, who needs to leave when there’s a fully stocked wine cellar!

5. Lars Farm, Tatooine

This quiet historic home on a desert planet is walking distance to Mos Eisley. Simple rustic architecture features panoramic views of desert landscape that would make Ansel Adams jealous. With some love and care could be the perfect home for someone who doesn’t mind occasional visits/shakedowns from Imperial StormTroopers. Previous tenants include a very famous Jedi that rhymes with Duke Flytalker. Sold as-is.