Results for incomplete and growing list

Dan’s a pretty smart guy, so we’ll be drafting off the things he knows for a while now. This cheat sheet does not disappoint.

Sometimes you develop a character and don’t even know what their next life might become.

Sydney found herself in a real rut. Then, her friend invited her to Hawaii. In just a few days of fresh fruit and sunsets, she learned so much about life.

Answering the everlasting question: What if book titles were combined with chain restaurants to create a deliciously literate “before and after”?

Here’s some shit we really don’t any more of yet it keeps showing up.

AI is famously not great at any humor more nuanced than knock-knock jokes. How will it fare at crafting absurdist article titles fit for McSweeney’s?

Is it just us, or have they gone a little mad naming nail polish colors?

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

DJs of the world — now is as good a time as any to drop new music. Here are a few custom requests from Jillian. Results may vary.