POETRY: All My Fucks to Give

Fuck your French Bulldog.
Fuck your Apple Watch.
Fuck your backwards ballcap.
Fuck your favorite scotch.

Fuck your navy blue suits.
Fuck your light brown shoes.
Fuck your IPA flights.
Fuck your nitro cold brews.

Fuck your MBA program.
Fuck your work from home.
Fuck your TSA Pre-Check.
Fuck your trip to Rome.

Fuck your Thirsty Thursday.
Fuck your Sunday Funday.
Fuck your Vida t-shirt.
Fuck your Man Crush Monday.

Fuck your shirtless selfies.
Fuck your Snapchat story.
Fuck your swoopy haircut.
Fuck how you ignore me.

Fuck your fucking privilege.
Fuck your fucking luck.
Fuck how much I’m like you.
Fucking fucking fuck.