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With the NFL season still a week away I thought it would be nice to sneak in one final Off-Season Power Ranking. Aligning with this week’s prompt, here are the 10 hottest robots of all time…
1. Number Six
…in your program but #1 in our hearts! The hottest ever from House Cylon, Sixth of Her Name. Tricia Helfer is a babe-and-a-half, and this was hands-down the sexiest character in nerd TV history. If you have never seen Battlestar Galactica I highly recommend it, and that is coming from The Prompt’s resident football meathead.
2. Ava
Damn girl. This was a cool movie, and Ex Machina‘s leading robot was no joke in the sex appeal department. Not much to speak of in terms of midsections, but Alicia Vikander’s face combined with a perfectly crafted ass earned two thumbs way up from this critic.
3. Fembots
If you were in middle school when Austin Powers came out (you probably were) and you get down with the fairer sex, then you probably had a dream or two about the Fembots. They lead young men to the age-old question: Would you take a titty bullet to the face for a 7some with these lovely ladies? Yes… yes you would.
4. Lisa
Speaking of puberty—Kelly LeBrock, ladies and gentlemen! Weird Science came out in 1985 so it was well before my adolescence, but I’m sure the previous generation learned a bit more about themselves thanks to her character.
5. Maeve
The sexiest and—hands-down—most IN CHARGE bad bitch of Westworld rounds out our Top 5. And, a fun fact for our readers: Thandie Newton and Zoe Saldana are two different people. I’m not sure if that revelation is sexist, racist, or both… but I thought I should point it out. Seems to me like we have a real Bill Paxton/Bill Pullman situation on our hands.
6. Teddy
This site ain’t just for the straight fellas, and I would be remiss not to include James Marsden’s hunky character and one of Maeve’s partners in crime. Dusty on the range or naked in the lab, Teddy keeps bringing the heat, death after death.
7. Galatea
A bit of a deep pull from Robin Williams’ 1999 flick Bicentennial Man. In a world full of exaggerated features and unattainable AI sex appeal, it’s nice to see a robot with a pretty face and some modest B-cups.
8. Sico
I know what you’re thinking: Sico isn’t your typical babe…she may not even be a she. But once Paulie programmed her voice and trained her to bring beer on command, she became the perfect woman. (Amiright guys?)
9. Rosie
Rosie’s another robot that isn’t exactly a classic beauty but should deserves appreciation. I won’t mince words: You could play flip cup on that booty. Thicc as the kids say. Back, back, back it up.
10. Tom Brady
We’re not concluding a list of sexy robots without mentioning the GOAT. Prove to me that he is human. Do it. I’ll wait. (And that, my friends, is what we in the business like to call a segue… I’ll see you right back here after Week 1.)
Also Receiving Votes: Dolores Abernathy, Rachael from Blade Runner, C-3PO (abs), and (spoiler alert!) Number Eight.
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