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People have been sticking with the same old, boring ass fixed signatures since the inception of email. “Best,” “Cheers,” “Regards.” What if we stopped with the bland, meaningless pleasantries and instead shifted to something a little edgier and more personal?
This week’s miniprompt does just that. After reading this tweet, we asked our staff writers to craft their own signatures. Here’s what they came up with.
Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".
You'll never take me alive,
Nate— Nathan Jensen (@NateMJensen) September 28, 2022
OFFICIALLY DECLASSIFIED (not that I even need to specify)
Cheers,
—sam
-Definitely NOT sent from my iPhone while at the bar during business hours
Sent while spiraling, excuse the typos,
katie
Kind Disregards,
Mike
Adding this exclamation point out of anxiety!
Sarah
In hope and solitude,
D. Anner
xoxo – Gossip Girl,
Erin
This copyrighted electronic correspondence is presented by authority of the author named below and may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this correspondence may not be disseminated without the express written consent of Major League Baseball,
Mikael
I ain’t a killer but don’t push me,
Jillian
You’ve been warned,
Nat
No Regrets,
Chris
ABSOLUTELY hesitate to reach out to me should you have any questions.
Because I don’t care,
Eric
In brightest day, in darkest night…
Jay
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Yeah, me too.
Karen
Well, you can’t say I didn’t try,
Kelaine