{Lazy River} Remakes: River Movies & Rides at Splashtown Waterparks & Accompanying Dry Activities, Inc.

Did you know that A Star Is Born has been remade three times? It’s true! Well, we here at Splashtown Waterparks and Accompanying Dry Activities, Inc. have been wondering why there aren’t more remakes of old (or even new) classics. So when our marketing team spotted a request for submissions to the #LazyRiver prompt to the wonderful The Prompt Magazine that we’ve all been hearing so much about, we knew we just had to submit something that would be read by all the kids, many of whom no doubt love water parks but also love to have the option to participate in a dry activity before or after visiting a water park!

Without further ado, we submit to you some very creative twists on a couple of old films, and a relative newcomer as well!

Note: Due to unresolved copyright issues with The Online Movie Summaries Corporation, our legal team has advised us to clearly mark our edits of the film descriptions.

1.      Windy, Lazy River

Cory Lambert is a wildlife officer lifeguard who finds the body of an 18-year-old woman on an American Indian reservation at Splashtown Waterpark and Putt Putt in snowy sunny Wyoming. When the autopsy reveals that she was raped drowned, FBI agent Splashtown Waterpark and Putt Putt manager Jane Banner arrives to investigate. Teaming up with Lambert as a guide, the duo soon find that their lives are in danger while trying to solve the mystery of the teen’s death along America’s longest continuously operated lazy river.

2.      The Lazy River Wild

Fast-paced thriller in which a young family on a white-water rafting adventure on vacation in Splashtown Waterpark and Batting Cages in Montana are taken hostage by a pair of dangerous fugitives. The rafting holiday—a birthday gift for the New England couple’s 10-year-old son—turns into a nightmare when the two armed killers take control and try to force the mother, a proficient rafter, to use her skills to help them to escape down the treacherous rapids the fastest moving lazy river above the Mason-Dixon line, whose entrance is located just to the right of the Kiddie Town Splash Area (brought to you by Fun Noodle™).

3.      A Lazy River Runs Through It

The Maclean brothers, Paul and Norman, live a relatively idyllic life in rural Montana, spending much of their time flying down the Dead Man’s Drop water slide at nearby Splashtown Waterpark and Batting Cages fishing. The sons of a minister, the boys eventually part company when Norman moves east to attend college work at Splashtown Waterpark and Go-Carts outside of Cleveland, Ohio, leaving his rebellious brother to find trouble back home spend his days coasting along the lazy river alone. When Norman finally returns, the siblings resume their fishing outings, and assess both where they’ve been and where they’re going plan a vacation together to the original Splashtown Waterpark and Wax Museum, located just off Route 9 in Somers Point, New Jersey.