Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Your Dad, Who Is Suddenly Into Texting!

Well, it had to happen sometime. Your Dad finally figured out how to text.

Over the past week, he’s been blowing up your phone. He may even have added you on Snapchat. It’s not the worst thing that’s ever happened, but it’s certainly not convenient.

Luckily, your friends at The Prompt have you covered.

In this modern world, there’s no better way to communicate than through emojis. Just use any of the following pre-written responses for the most common reasons your Pops might be texting!

If the printer seems broken, try unplugging it and then plugging it back in.

Threatening to cut me off your auto insurance doesn’t mean I’m going to stop engaging in genealogical research.

Nice to meet your new girlfriend. We graduated from Florida the same year.

OMG YOU CANNOT CALL SALVADORANS WETBACKS

Sorry. I don’t watch NCIS.