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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
That sounds scary and I can see you on my Ring Camera System, so I am not coming to the door. Please leave or my security company will send a representative.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is inhumane to keep chickens locked in a coop. Do you even know what free range means?
A husband and a wife walk into their therapist’s office, because communication is essential and at the heart of all good relationships.
A horse and a dog walk into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry you can’t come in here. The sign on the door says ‘No animals allowed.’” So the horse says, “But this is an emotional support dog.”
What is the difference between jelly and jam?
I cannot jelly enough locally sourced ingredients into a jar and make sure it’s still artisanal.
Why did the blonde get fired from her job?
Because she demanded more than the 78 cents to the dollar of her male counterparts.
Did you hear the one about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents, but luckily no animals were hurt, because PETA effectively campaigned for fewer circus animals due to poor working conditions.
How many Polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! With the advances in LED technology, you rarely have to change bulbs anymore!
How many little people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
At least two, but they both must be fully consenting and have you noticed when we talk about a man having sex, it’s as an accomplishment, but when we talk about a woman having sex, it often feels like she is being slut shamed?
A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist are walking down the street… and the rabbi says, “Can you believe that evangelicals think Donald Trump is one of them?” And the Priest responds, “Can you believe that Zionists think Donald Trump is one of them?” And then the atheist replies to them both, “It’s because of people like you that Trump got elected.”
With whom did the skeleton go to prom?
She went with no body, but it’s ok because this skeleton was an independent QUEEN!
What’s black and white and red all over?
The bloody death of print journalism.
What did the male doctor say to the female doctor?
Gender is a non-binary spectrum.
What does a gay horse eat?
Hay. Do you eat different foods than gay humans?
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