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Suck on the Reese’s like some kind of depraved sicko
Teeny tiny weirdo pervert nibble
Any-sized bites while thinking that Tucker Carlson actually has a point
With a peanut allergy
Fifteen minutes before swimming
Choose a Hershey’s bar instead
After finding it unwrapped on the floor of public transportation
Not finishing the entire thing
On the toilet
Topped with yellow mustard
With your Invisalign retainers in
Lady and the Tramp it with Woody Allen
Tickle Reese’s before eating
Crumbled over rum raisin ice cream (fuck rum raisin ice cream)
If it was given to you by Willy Wonka or any of his associates
If you yourself are a Reese’s, you cannibalistic monster!
Swallow it whole
Sauteed in a rat poison vinaigrette
Off of Roseanne Barr… because she’s racist
Either before, after, or even when considering a tuna melt
Pay twice as much for an organic Reese’s Cup
As croutons on a nicoise salad
Pickled in a brine
Cut into lines and snorted
Get it babybirded to you by Jay Leno
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