An Incomplete and Growing List of Places That Are Definitely Worth a Trip and You Are Certainly Allowed to Enjoy***

***but Should Also Know Make You Seem Uninteresting If You Crow About Them as Paradise or Your Favorite Place On Earth (Unless You Are Actually From There)

Orlando

Paris

Palm Springs

Phuket

Vail

Hawaii

Iceland

New Orleans

Las Vegas

Puerto Vallarta

New York City

Key West

Orlando

Palm Beach

Orlando

Ft. Lauderdale

Orlando

Like, pretty much all of Florida

Especially Orlando