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Smoking, vaping, and/or dipping
Saying “I love winter!”
Following Barstool Sports
Not committing to your baldness when you’re already basically bald
Owning a Blue Lives Matter sticker
Eating popcorn one kernel at a time
Being a Duke basketball fan despite not going to school there
Complaining about someone’s accent when they’re speaking a second language
Choosing to be unvaccinated
Being dead
Waiting in line to get the newest iPhone the day it comes out
Not eating vegetables
Wearing Crokies
Going by a first name that is greater than three syllables and not using a nickname
Not reading fiction
Not reading
Watching/reading only stories/books/content about white dude protagonists by white dude writers/producers/publishers
Reading only business literature
Regularly posting your “thoughts” on LinkedIn
Golfing
Being on a juice cleanse
Keeping your text message sound notifications on when others are present
Impatiently exhaling in a line because you think you’re too important to wait like everyone else
Impatiently exhaling in a line because you think you could do whatever the counter service person is doing
Going to space unless you’re an actual astronaut
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