An Incomplete and Growing List of Forms Trump May Take When He Comes Back

In his final address as President, Donald Trump promised / threatened the American people that he “will be back, in some form.” The following is a list of forms we fear he may take in the second act of his political career.

Ice Dragon Trump

Boss Baby Trump

Clone Trump

MechaTrump

Octo-Trump

Double Trump

Trump, but with Double the Skin

Trump, but with a Duck Penis

Trump, but with Half the Fat

Mime Trump

Cop Trump

Mole Trump

Pastor Trump

Blackface Trump

Fuckboi Trump

Trump with an Unexplained Wrist Cast He Won’t Let Anyone Sign

Trump in a Trump Mask

Major League Trumpire

Trumpelstiltskin

Trumpward Scissorhands

Trumpward Dildohands

Regular Trump, but with a Dog

Regular Trump, but Taller

Regular Trump, but Freaky Friday-ed into Ivanka’s Body

Original Recipe

Extra Crispy

Tom Brady

John Barron