An Incomplete and Growing List of Book-Pun Titles I Will Not Use for My Inevitably Shitty Memoir

Fagtime

The Fart is a Lonely Hunter

For Whom the Taco Bell Order Chime Tolls

The Boy Fuck Club

Things Fall Afart

All Quiet In the Best Western Front Parking Lot

Love in the Time of HPV

The Great Fatsby

Unbeloved

Siddfartha