An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I Dislike More and More As I Get Older

Football.

My face.

Motorcycles.

My knees.

Paul McCartney.

My gums.

Dress clothes.

My shoulder.

Coconut.

My greed.

Parties.

My writing.

Amphibians.

My frailty.

My failures.

My seeming inability to change anything, especially the course of time.

Los Fucking Angeles.