When is the right time to put up your Christmas lights? When should you take them down? In the competitive suburbs, you’re always on the clock.

When it’s late on a weeknight and you just want to watch wrestling, but now there’s a salesman at the door and momma’s acting funny.

Did you think Christmas songs were wholesome fun for the whole family? Once you hear these lines, you won’t be so sure.

Dear Parents,

We at Santa’s Workshop^TM are deeply committed to providing Christmas products that put smiles on kids’ faces while…

A teenage boy. His pet dog. A final trip to the vet.

Reg and Shan have been living in sin, as the old prudes might say. What resentment lies with them on the couch, in the bed, in their hearts and minds?

We see “Good Vibes Only” on shirts, signs, and content everywhere. But is this message as “laid-back” as we think it is?

AI is famously not great at any humor more nuanced than knock-knock jokes. How will it fare at crafting absurdist article titles fit for McSweeney’s?