Justin is special. Because everyone deserves that one friend who can teach them about the things they don’t and can’t already know.

Time comes for all of us. But there is that seminal moment when we look into the mirror and for the first time see our mother’s face.

When a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? The answer can be heard in a cold pan of bacon, waiting for the philosophers to weigh in.

The highest rated, longest running drama series of our times seeks its newest cast member.

Talk to your doctor about [ DRUG COMMERCIAL ]. If it works on this virile fire chief who was once totally sidelined, who knows what it’ll do for you.

It’s not easy finding yourself, finding your place, finding joy in a new city. Or anywhere, really. This is just to remind you that you are perfect.

Can artificial intelligence really write a coherent story? Jesse tests the limits of a pirate’s tale, originally crafted by hilarious writer Simon Rich.

Can you really call yourself a writer if a chatbot is the one doing the work? A new-age answer to an age-old question. In poetry form.

These are some cold-ass turkeys. Ready for change. Ready for war. Ready for revenge. Hold your ground, humans. We’re in for a rough Thanksgiving.