Ho! Ho! Homicron! Mike breaks down a crazy week in the NFL, where COVID is the big winner, and there are plenty of losers.

You knew it was coming, didn’t you? With the Pats beating the Bills, this post — and all its glorious artwork — was inevitable. Let’s power rank ‘em.

Mike shares his gratitude for backup QBs, cranberry gel, and of course the Patriot Way. It’s a very special Thanksgiving NFL power rankings.

What HAPPENED out there last week? Week 9 might have been Upset City, but don’t let it make you too upset to read this week’s power rankings.

This is your brain on NFL RedZone. For 7 hours, Ben watches NFL action in high speed and high def, which is vastly different from watching actual NFL.

This week, before getting to the deep snark, Mike is ACTUALLY doing a power rankings. But then, trust us, we get right back to business.

So, It turns out that emails are pretty revealing and that Gruden is not a good guy after all. Eating crow, praising Ravens. This is Week 5.

NFL Week 3 had last minute power drives. Overtimes. Heroic kickers. And yet, it still feels pretty weak sauce. This week, powerLESS rankings.

Still trying to figure out which teams are the real deal? Welcome to Week 2. Plenty of surprises and plenty of no-fun taunting penalties.