Oh dear. Professional dad and amateur shoe salesman LaVar Ball has accepted a head coaching position with the Monstars. Earth is in big trouble.

A certified, moon-howling werewolf speaks out against the allegations that Harvey Weinstein is a monster. He’s got some good points.

Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. All these women. Just look what you’ve done. You monster.

Sugar and spice and everything nice? Not so much. The sisters of The Prompt nominate their picks for the best sisters in pop culture. Who ya got?

Remember that voice? Pitch perfect and sultry and full of soul. He’s more than just a “Kiss from a Rose.” Seal is totally underrated.

Who killed Mary? Where exactly is Hazard, Nebraska? Is Richard Marx a murderer? In this MTV-meets-True-Crime triller, only Jesse has the answers.

Ginger. Sporty. Posh. Baby. Scary. And Pumpkin? How the lost Spice Girl lost her spot in the girl power group, and found her way to fame nonetheless.

Great news, Guy Fieri fans. The Mayor of Flavortown is about to open up a wild new restaurant, just in time for the fall. Welcome to Punchin’ Pumpkin!

Ken Burns’s Vietnam War documentary is sure to be mind-blowing. But Jesse’s scared. Not of the war content. Of something much more sinister.