Do you even Bitcoin bro? Truth be told, most of us don’t know how because most of us don’t even what bitcoin is. Don’t worry. We got you covered.

This story has everything: Traffic. Parking. Mafia. A court case. A classic Jillian rant about being late. The infamous day she quit Hoboken, New Jersey.

You know that thing where you Google to see who has your name? Well, Jack’s got a bigger idea. Connecting the Jack O’Sheas—a global movement starts now.

This Valentine’s season, you gotta protect yourself. No, we’re not talking about THAT. There’s no candy-coating the truth about poisoned chocolate.

These lazy marketing departments have ONE holiday and can’t be bothered to come up with something creative? COME ON! Ranking the worst Valentine’s Day ads.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day. Mike’s got another strong dosage of mansplaining strip club egalitarianism, married with Tinder, and basic dude grooming.

OMG Poor Naomi! It’s not looking good. Eric… I mean. It’s over, right? THEY’RE over. We should just tell him FOR her. But how?! Emojis. Always emojis.

Hating on 2016 is what’s hot in the streets. But Jack has a very different perspective. How talking animals, frosted tips, and fire suits will save us all.

As questions go, this is the Super Bowl. What are YOUR biggest lessons learned in 2016? On rage, friendship, pizza, and the decay of civilization.