Lifetime movies are among the most ridiculous, fear-mongering content on any screen. Here’s the unlikely story of just one protagonist.

The Eagle has been working too hard on this crime spree. He just needs a freaking day off. Is that so much to ask? Can’t a superhero get a day off?

The brain is complex, each section performing a different function. But it’s easier to remember them when they remind you of people in your clique.