A blitzkrieg of touchdowns. New QBs as saviors. C.J. Beathard as a porn icon. And the Gruden-as-Chucky photoshop that we’ve all been waiting for.

What NFL teams are even good? What teams stink? And when is the official coronation of Baker Mayfield. These answers and more in this week’s power rankings.

With another week 2 win, FitzMagic is back, baby! But who else made it to this week’s power rankings? Stiriti has the answers.

Great news, folks. Power Rankings are back, and so is Stiriti. So what’s going on with the Pats, and who had the best week? Hint: it’s not TB12.

Mike Stiriti has been waiting since February for this moment. It’s the NFL pre-preseason, so we’re giving you the pre-preseason power rankings.

Babies, man. They’re everywhere. Your friends are having them like crazy, and they’re ruining all the fun and all the friendships. It’s time to rise up.

Who doesn’t love a good birthday party? Who doesn’t love a good drunk story? Lucky for you, we’ve got a whole lot of both. Crack one open and drink it up.

Like a boner in sweatpants, the world of sports rages onward. It’s not just March Madness, this month also has trades, Tiger, and Tru TV!

It was the best of Toms, it was the worst of times. Reflecting on the NFL season, here are the definitive power rankings for 2017-2018.