So, Mike’s got an idea. In fact, he has DOZENS of great ideas. But what to do with those great ideas? Well, he’s not sure. Got any idea of how to help him?

Did you miss football? Did you miss Mike? Well, both are back, and as violent and brain trauma-inducing as ever. Week 1 NFL Power Rankings. Get some.

It’s not yet time for NFL power rankings, but Mike’s got the itch. Follow along as he counts down the top 10 hottest robots of all time.

Pull up a barstool, ladies. After 32 years as a dude, Mike answers your questions about how this whole love and sex thing works for dudes.

Mike’s power ranking your favorite supporting characters from Showtime’s BILLIONS, with a twist. How do they stack up in other shows?

This week’s prompt has us drowning in our misanthropy, but Mike gives us a silver lining. Yeah, the world sucks, but that’s not new. Just relax.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day. Mike’s got another strong dosage of mansplaining strip club egalitarianism, married with Tinder, and basic dude grooming.

The definitive countdown of NFL power rankings for the 2016 season. The good, the bad, and the ugly but powerfull balls of Jack Del Rio.

Guaranteed, this is both the dumbest and best thing you’ll read today. A classic Christmas tune, wrapped up and regifted with the most recognizable faces in the NFL. Merry Stupid.