What a fun week for helmet punchers! Mike breaks down this week’s top plays, performers, and pricks. Get ready for Week 9 power rankings!

See what Mike has added to Philadelphia’s Wentz Wagon this week. Plus, the first ever power rankings CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!

I can feel it coming in the air tonight. A dense fog, dense owners, and dense mediocrity throughout the league. It’s your week 7 power rankings!

Mike Stiriti does the impossible: finds sense in the utter nonsense of the NFL in 2017. After 6 weeks of mayhem, who stands on top?

Week 5! The Giants keep getting worse, the Browns keep getting brownier, and Mike’s gambling problem keeps getting more obvious.

It’s week 4. The Patriots are 2-2. Will Mike see that his beloved Thomas Brady is mortal? Or will his football fantasy extend beyond fantasy football?

The Prompt can’t NOT talk about the biggest story in football. But “those sons of bitches” aren’t the only news in a wild Week 3.

Today, we’re checking out a coffeeshop in California that’s putting off some “fall in Seattle” vibes. It’s all right here on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives!

NFL. POWER. RANKINGS. We’re only in Week 2, but already a star is born. And now, on the main stage, Kareeeeeem Huuuuuuunt!