Josh Bard
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Josh Bard is a guy. A sports guy, an ideas guy, a wise guy, a funny guy, a Boston guy, and sometimes THAT guy. Never been a Guy Fieri guy, though.

From the mind of Josh

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A {Popsicle’s} Emotional Meltdown

After months confined in a box in the freezer and a few moments in the scorching hot sun, this popsicle HAS HAD ENOUGH.

Josh Bard
August 23, 2022
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{I Know Where} I Was When This Walk Turned into a Hike

When they started, it was just supposed to be a walk. But a few wrong turns and a handful of gorp will make it a hike for your very soul.

Josh Bard
August 4, 2022
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Jeffrey Toobin’s {NSFW} Invincibility

After accidentally masturbating on a Zoom call, Jeffrey Toobin was fired from most of his jobs, but not from CNN. Is he truly sorry, and is that enough?

Josh Bard
July 25, 2022
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Why Sleeping is the Only Real {“Me Time”}

Sleep time is the only real me time, and luckily for Josh, it’s his favorite past time. Here requiem for a dream…

Josh Bard
July 22, 2022
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Best {Hair}, Class of ’88

Winning “Best Hair” in high school was supposed to be a silly honor, but it became a false prophesy that spiraled out of control.

Josh Bard
July 22, 2022
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{NSFW}: Dear Coworker, I’m Not Mad

Every office has the guy who comes in late. The guy who reheats his salmon in the microwave. And unfortunately, every office also has a Gene. This is his story.

Josh Bard
July 18, 2022
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Totally Normal, Not Suspicious Checkout Rules for Your {Summer Vacation} Airbnb

Before your vacation is over, please make sure you review the following checkout list, before leaving the Airbnb. We hope you visit again!

Josh Bard
July 12, 2022
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I Am White Goodman and Here’s Why I Am Paying All Abortion Related Expenses for my Globo Gym Employees

If even the jerks at Globo Gym are paying fees for their employees seeking abortion healthcare, you know things have gotten bad.

Josh Bard
June 29, 2022
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{Mopping} the Hardwood: THE MOVIE

What happens when the high school’s new janitor is spotted shooting hoops by the basketball coach? Find out when “Mopping the Hardwood” hits theaters soon!

Josh Bard
June 23, 2022
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