Donald Trump, in his own words. The best words. Layered into poetry he doesn’t deserve because he is the president we don’t deserve. Beautiful, isn’t it?

With his new show, Who Is America?, Sacha Baron Cohen has 4 new characters, dozens more targets, and provides more questions than answers.

Josh Bard know you have a lot of questions about his sartorial splendor.

Oh, you think I look bad in this break up? Well, you should see the other guy too.

As the biggest star in the NBA, every breath is monitored for where you next take your talents. Forget The Decision. Time to choose your own LeBron-ture.

Breaking up in a letter may seem gutless and heartless. But some just don’t deserve better courtesy. Time to cut the cord. Because it’s not me; it’s you.

Bayside High, home of countless memories, shenanigans, pranks, and of course, lessons from Mr. Belding. This graduation speech is for you, Zack Morris.

Satire, Justice, and the American Way. Josh Bard enjoys a day of jury duty and can’t wait for his chance to serve again in 2 years.

Despite being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, critics love to pan Bon Jovi, calling them sell outs and “a crappy band.” Josh has a hotter take.