By sneak-kissing Wendy Peffercorn, is Squints a hopeless romantic or a sexual predator? Things sure have changed since those carefree days in The Sandlot.

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The war in Obsidiyanthyum wages on and a simple man tries to find his place in this bizarre mysterious place.

March Madness can be more than filling out a bracket. Here’s some other fun ways to enjoy the complete amateurism of the NCAA basketball tournament!

How badly do you want to be a superhero? Enough to endure a spider bite? Enough to bite a spider?

A roomba can save your time, your relationships, even your life. But what to do with all that free time?

After Weezer released an album full of terrible covers, Josh Bard dreams of a world where other artists cover Weezer’s best songs.

So, about this year. Not the best. Not the brightest. We all make choices, we all make mistakes. These are the dumbest things I did this year.

Break ups are never easy. What makes it harder is when the girl you broke up with suddenly lives in a fancy house, with fancy things, in a fancy new life.