Josh Bard
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Josh Bard is a guy. A sports guy, an ideas guy, a wise guy, a funny guy, a Boston guy, and sometimes THAT guy. Never been a Guy Fieri guy, though.

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The {U Up?} Hotline

Are you looking for a good time with bad girls? The U Up? Hotline will let you go on—about your fantasy trades—all night long.

Josh Bard
May 18, 2021
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Levels of {Danger}: The Official Scale

The Department of Homeland Security tried color coding, but that list is nothing compared to this very official, very scientific classification.

Josh Bard
May 11, 2021
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Hot Dogging {Hot Dog}: The Rap

And now, a completely original, completely charcoal en fuego rap about hot dogs. I know it sounds crazy, but this is already the 2021 song of the summer.

Josh Bard
May 5, 2021
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The {Problem} with Having No Problems

What does the college admissions board want to see from its top candidates? Sure, grades are important, but what about resilience? That’s the problem.

Josh Bard
April 15, 2021
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Pluto: A Petition for {Milky Way} Re-Entry

Is Pluto a planet? Does Pluto belong in the Milky Way? We check in on the dwarf planet’s application for re-entry.

Josh Bard
March 17, 2021
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The {Light at the End} of Willy Wonka’s Terrifying Tunnel

How did Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas make that boat ride so scary? A look inside the brainstorm that made it possible.

Josh Bard
March 12, 2021
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The Needle in the {Junk Mail} Haystack

What treasures are you missing out on because you simply won’t open your email spam inbox? A world of adventure… a “what-if” for the ages.

Josh Bard
March 1, 2021
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Local Man Caught Shazam-ing Jewel Song at CVS

The D.C. local hoped he’d be anonymous, but instead was caught in the embarrassing act. Who will save your soul indeed.

Josh Bard
February 24, 2021
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Enough to Break {Thin Ice}: Polar Bears, Pick-Up Lines & Popularity

How much does a polar bear weigh? Save the cute pickup line. Because it’s not as simple of a question and answer as you may think…

Josh Bard
February 11, 2021
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