He loves you, he loves you not? What chocolates did YOUR boyfriend get you for Valentine’s Day? John breaks down the definitive guide to what it all means.

Alright Carter, your day of reckoning has arrived. We haven’t forgotten. We know who the villain is in the “swamp rabbit” attack. AND HE WEARS A CARDIGAN.

Jeremy got a bit carried away at yesterday’s Sip & Paint Night and the HR Department at Reflexios ain’t having it. Consider this a first and final warning.

This is definately Jon Barns, teaching you to write liek comedy writer. You will learn so much, like how 2 shred bank documents and avoid identity thieft.

You’ve never told ANYONE about your superpowers. So now here you are, face to face, telling the biggest secret of your life.

Transportation is covered. Free catered meals. What else could you want? Being a blood-sucking leech is literally the best job in the world.

Look, kid. I know you work hard and an unpaid internship is a tough pill to swallow, but breaking into the monster business ain’t easy. Get used to it.

Dads LOVE turning everything into a learning opportunity for their kids. Well, here is the master of all advice. 7 Dadly Sins, a handbook for fatherhood.

“You must hold a dinner for the 3 most important American historical figures,” says the ghost. “Your soul hangs in the balance.” This might be a long night.