Early is on-time? You’ve got it all wrong. Your penchant for punctuality might be the opposite of polite. Did you ever think of that?

Ever wonder about your cat’s horoscope? Well, we’ve got you covered. Step inside and learn what the stars say about your ZodiCat signs.

A guy, a girl, and their inner monologues meet up for a first date. Will a strong start lead to a second meet-up? Or is it back to app hell for these two?

Another vague poem, unless you read it and think it applies to you; in which case, you know what you did!

The Laziest Writer™ gets more mileage out of her prose “Can I, A Person Who Has Suffered No Trauma, Feel Sad?” by getting AI to answer the same prompt

Someone else’s conversation wafts into your ears, disrupting the peace of privilege you enjoy. All aboard the crazy train.

Sometimes we just don’t get the chance to talk to our dear friends as often as we’d like. But once a year, a Christmas card can bridge the gap.

I started writing about Andre 3000’s courageous new music project New Blue Sun, but ended up with a year-in-review piece for The Prompt. Links galore!

AI is famously not great at any humor more nuanced than knock-knock jokes. How will it fare at crafting absurdist article titles fit for McSweeney’s?