A promising TV writer takes a pass at the hottest new Netflix show, Black Mirror. Although, the twist in this version is definitely not what we were expecting. Like, at all.

As a lifelong fan, Jay was so excited about the prospect of working for Nickelodeon. Sadly, they shared his enthusiasm in the sickest way possible.

Jay had a shocking realization. As a boy, he liked cartoons. Like REALLY liked cartoons. His celebrity crush started with animated ladies like Roxanne, Lola Bunny, and Misty.

Jay Kasten isn’t sure Jumanji really has its players best interests at heart. Reckoning with a childhood obsession with some dark secrets.

All this muss and fuss about net neutrality got us thinking. Maybe all data SHOULDN’T be created equally anyway. You get what you pay for, after all.

SPACE JAM may be a timeless favorite, but it sure does leave a lot of questions unanswered. You know, like HOW DID THE MONSTARS LOSE?

I mean, pumpkin spice coffee is fine, but HELLO! There’s a whole other PSL that makes the world go ’round. FINALLY. A fitting tribute to PolyStyrene Latex.

A robot that could pick up my daughter from soccer practice? Now we’re talking. If you could invent robots, what else would they do for you?

Like many, Jay didn’t want to talk about politics in his social media feeds. But after Charlottesville, he changed his mind. It’s time to talk about this.