You talkin’ to me? Maybe.

The FDA hasn’t approved it yet, but we do have empirical evidence that “The Thong Song” treats depression. Zach and Sisqo can take it from here.

Is this some kind of sick joke you pull for new employees here at Impact Global? I didn’t get the memo. Can you add me to the distro ASAP please?

When we think of crying, we see a face, contorted and downturned. But what about hands, gesturing wildly or grasping for something? What do they hold?

Donald Trump has promised / threatened the American public that he will come back, “in some form.” But what form exactly? Here are our guesses.

While Joe Biden may have won the presidential election, the National Parks are the actual winners. Here’s what Trump would name them.

How in bloody hell is Election 2020 still going? Why is this happening to us, America?!?! Zach has some fingers to point.

How many alternate dimensions are there? Well, a long time ago, we asked Jesse, but now Zach has opinions. And some of them involve Jesse, tbh.

Your morning constitutional is a sacred, vulnerable ritual meant for human and smartphone. What are the targeted ads that join you for a morning scroll?