Dennis knows and loves baseball. By the transitive property of marriage, that means his wife should also know and love baseball. Well, she KINDA does.

Did you pick UMBC to beat Virginia? Shouldn’t you be rewarded for your bravery? A new scoring system that will reward your bracket for picking upsets.

Old folks just LOVE to make fun of millennials. But you know who else is entitled and loves Twitter? It’s official: Trump is the first millennial president.

Another school shooting. 17 dead, joining the endless sea of statistics on mass homicides in America. We can’t talk about it. But we have to talk about it.

Usually, we’re talking about writes. Sometimes, we’re talking about rights. But this time, it’s different. How many rites do you know?

What’s the only thing worse than your team losing? Winning too much. They say everyone loves a winner, but there’s a fine line between love and hate.

Elon Musk is many things: an entrepreneur, an innovator, a visionary. But he is also so far up his own ass, he doesn’t even know what’s real vs. simulated.

And now, the most fun way to end the week. Stupid name games! This week, we consider alternate names for actor Mads Mikkelsen. Which is your favorite?

He wishes his superpower could be invisibility, but that’s just not what the experiment had in mind. A man walks into a bar. This is his account.