Bryce’s self-portrait is bold. Edgy. But not INAPPROPRIATE. Not LEWD. He tested boundaries, tried to express himself. Isn’t that what art class is for?

No easy baskets. No kindergarten graduation. Look, you’ve really got to work if you want to impress me, kid.

When Green Day released ‘American Idiot,’ people loved it. But the 2000 release of ‘Warning’ was genuinely the better album from music to content.

Throughout his life, Dennis has been pretty adventurous about his haircuts. An incomplete and growing list of the cuts and styles that led him to destiny.

All these men, walking around with bad toupees. If we pointed out how dumb they look—*cough, DJT*—wouldn’t we just be doing them a favor?

Dennis loves the Kansas City Royals, an American League team. But as Opening Day kicks off another baseball season, he reckons with another team to love.

Why doesn’t Halloween fall on a Saturday every year? Dennis, for one, is really not sure. Here’s a case and a solution to fix it once and for all.

You watch the news. You pay attention. You make up your own mind. And yet, white men on Twitter can’t get enough of telling you to “let that sink in.”

Dennis is moving to a new city. Today, actually. And it’s bringing back the feelings of when he left home for the first time.