A parody of Cake’s “The Distance” reminds us that in this pandemic, it’s actually a good thing that the arena is empty, except for one man.

These days, how well you prepare is also how well you live. A sonnet for the time of COVID-19, when social distancing is so important.

Things are pretty dangerous out here in Yak Mouth Falls. Between the sasquatch sightings, the wolves, and the quicksand, how will they ever survive?

We never really knew Kobe Bryant. So, why does his death feel so intense and familiar to us? What is it about this collective moment that feels so personal?

What does it take to call your business an escape room? One man is determined to find out, probably the hard way. A microfiction masterpiece.

Dennis is a fine name, but you know what’s cooler? Dion. I tried to change my name, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Josh and Dennis run through the various sports scenarios when it might be beneficial to come in last place. But is it ever acceptable?

Looking for advice on how to masturbate? We’ve all been there. WARNING: Squicky, semi-autobiographical honesty ahead.

When a consciousness dies, it must find a new body in order to live. The process of choosing bodies is a real scramble, but that’s just life.