Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

There’s no stopping the momentum once you’ve got your heart set on a vanity plate. But the DMV—buzzkill of all buzzkill—can still reject your dreams.

If life is a game, what’s the score? A play-by-play day in the life of one of your coworkers, while keeping one eye on the scoreboard.

Looking for the right Independence Day gift for that suburban, likely xenophobic tough guy in your life? We’ve got you covered.

Trying to get in the Halloween spirit? Dennis breaks down offbeat Halloween TV specials. It’s about to get spooky and kooky in here.

Nice try, lungs. You can’t snuff me out. But after a lifetime of asthma—trips to the hospital and embarrassing near-death experiences—I’m just plain mad.

How should the state protect billionaires from losing steam and going on unemployment? The same way it motivates the working class: fear of financial ruin!

Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet is a grammar snob’s favorite pastime. But it’s detrimental to language development. Here’s why.

According to Dennis, there’s no such thing as the Great Plains. And you know what else? New York is in New England. Suck on that, nerds.