The world is a tricky place. It’s easy to feel lost and purposeless. But what if we all just decided to give a damn? A poem by Billy Hafferty.

In 2018, language has evolved (devolved?) into using texts, emojis, and abbrevs in just about every medium. Here’s a guide to decoding modern communication.

Mr. Holland could have done things differently. How would his life be different if he changed just one thing? The Quintanas have the power to show him.

Mr. Holland can see it, even on the first day of school: Malcolm is a pretty weird kid. But if the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree, we’re in for it.

Billy Hafferty knows 90’s pop culture programmed our “No Way, Jose!”-o-meter. How does your favorite moment measure up?

Billy Hafferty has questions about the kisses left unkissed. Where do those moments and feelings and touches go? What remains of the remains?

Billy Hafferty on that moment that changes everything.

Do you know how much the Royal Family is worth? Billy Hafferty knows of something worth more than that – the royalest of weddings.

There are so many creepy guys out there, it’s easy to lose track. But we sat down with local vulgarian, Captain Creepyman, to see what his whole deal is.