An Incomplete and Growing List of Things You Shouldn’t {Knock} Till You’ve Tried Them

Dancing in public

Obsessively overthinking everything

Drinking pickle juice

Putting peanut butter on a burger

Being in an emotional standoff with your parents

Punching a hole in a wall

Not getting involved in political arguments on social media

Judging the attractiveness of strangers with your significant other

Hoarding napkins at your desk (and in your purse and jacket pockets)

Owning multiple chapsticks

Watching the entirety of Bob’s Burgers for the sixth month in a row

Not giving a shit about Tom Brady or the Patriots while living in Boston

Waiting 10 years to go back to the dentist

The CW’s Riverdale

Avoiding Oscar-nominated movies because you actually enjoy your life

Doing logic problems in the bathroom

Not being a part of Bachelor Nation

Letting people live their damn lives because it’s none of your business