{An Incomplete and Growing List} of Songs I Would Drop If I Were a DJ

The Brian Lehrer Show theme song

“Misbehavin'”

Moira Rose saying bébé

“I Saw a Tiger”

“It’s Britney, bitch,” by Michael Scott

Bop It! beatbox

“The Social Distance”

“Quarantine Queen”

the guitar riff from Mad Max: Fury Road

“The Nightman Cometh”

Ilana’s ditty

“Redemption Song” from Billy Madison

The Netflix sound effect

Yoshi’s Island Map theme

Jesse Pinkman yelling “Yeah bitch! Magnets”

You know what? Why not do the whole Breaking Bad theme song while we’re at it

Chance the Rapper’s ad libs

Mr G. singing Sk8r Boi

the hold music I’m listening to while filing for unemployment

Mail… Kimp?

“Maple Leaf Rag”

Cardi B’s Coronavirus! filibuster