An Incomplete and Growing List of Jobs Donald Trump is Capable of Doing

reality TV star

fiction writer

magnet refrigerator poet

nacho cheese squirter

bedpan changer for male hospital patients

high school mascot

Yelp reviewer

toupee “before” model in overdramatic infomerical

seat filler

Fritos quality control shouter

least favorite uncle

sundial

cyber bully

guy who stands in a parking space to make sure no one takes it while you do a K-turn

Cleveland Browns quarterback

movie villain

movie henchman

movie guy who fails to learn a valuable lesson in the end

movie usher

peep show hype man

coat check

dial tester in Fox and Friends study

1980s phone operator

competitive eater

junior varsity golf coach

Costco meatball sample guy

pornographer

Grand Wizard