Prompt Images
LeBron James
Star Wars fans
Humidity
Florida
People who don’t meet deadlines
People who need multiple reminders before completing anything
Trekkies who complain about the Kelvin timeline
J.J. Abrams
Bill Simmons
Singing Christmas songs in the summer
Tasty food videos
Autoplay videos
Pop-up ads
Episode repeats on my podcast feed
Star Wars prequels
The R.E.M. song that I sang out loud in the middle of a work meeting, although I know I shouldn’t break into a song while my boss is saying something, even if everyone needs to appreciate “Losing My Religion” a few times a day
Florida
Gainful employment
Obsessive fandom
Star Wars fans
Tipping
Nickelback
Star Wars movies made by Disney
Washing dishes without gloves
24-hour news
The mean people who always shop at Whole Foods when I’m just trying to get my kombucha, organic apples, and free-range, no-hormone, non-GMO, really-had-a-great-life-before-it-was-slaughtered-for-my-dinner chicken
Tech support for family members
The dinosaur game I play when the website won’t load because my Wi-Fi is down, and I want to see if I can get the high score this time
Cleveland sports
Boston sports fans
Articles that purport to be something more than just a list of things the author dislikes but can’t bring himself to let go of
Having to prove how big a fan you are
Debates about canon
People who say they love Star Wars but pretend that the prequels, the Expanded Universe, and the new movies are not “real” Star Wars
Thinking Boba Fett is cool
Star Wars fans
The smell of my feet after a long day
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