NFL Power Rankings Special Edition: A Patriots Fan’s Top 10 Concerns Regarding the AFC Championship Game

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Good Morning sports fans! The Power Rankings will return one final time after the Super Bowl for a 2017 Extravaganza MegaRank, but here is a quickie to hold you over: A New Englander’s Top 10 concerns about the Jacksonville Jaguars, ranked from most to least concerning…

1. TB12 is indicted in massive performance enhancing probe, Tom Brady suspended indefinitely.

2. Tom Brady does absolutely nothing wrong but is suspended anyway.

3. Bill Belichick is forced to resign amid sexual harassment allegations; accused of unwanted advances by Ernie Adams.

4. North Korea.

5. Unable to coexist with Brady & Belichick, Robert Kraft sells the team to billionaire friend Donald Trump, who immediately releases all the black players.

6. The Jaguars sign Eli Manning to a 10-day contract.

7. Jeff Gillooly & Shawn Eckhardt are hired to take out Gronk’s knee.

8. Both Patriots’ coordinators spend all week on LinkedIn and forget to prepare game plans.

9. Marky Mush decides to stay for the whole game.

10. This lady leaves her beach house, makes the trip up to Foxboro, and steals the show.

Also Receiving Votes: Leonard Fournette, The Jaguars Defense, Karma.