An Incomplete and Growing List of Shitty and Useless Things Which Make Me Proud

My Instagram account.
Never checking a bag.
My manual transmission.
Disliking Arrested Development.
My use of the term “Unit Block.”
Owning only one suit.
My collection of dirt from different states.
Never using deodorant.
My taste in Indian food.
Putting in contacts without a mirror.
My tattoo of Kansas.
Cutting my own hair.
My threshold for pain.
Knowing the quadratic equation.
My self-awareness, which I wear like armor.