MINIPROMPT: Signs! What Does Your Fortune Cookie Tell You?

You’ve just finished a wonderful dinner with your friends. You got Chinese takeout, and as you’re folding up the cardboard containers to put them back in the fridge, one of your friends starts passing around the fortune cookies, wrapped in clear cellophane.

You open the fortune cookie. What does it read on that a teeny, tiny piece of paper?

Eric Mochnacz

Never forget we are watching you.

Jillian Conochan

She who cannot let it go will remain frozen in time.

Jay Heltzer

To live like a centerfold model requires you to bend in half for someone else.

Sarah Razner

Don’t have a sense of humor without common sense.

Sydney Walters

“Be yourself” is not meant to be an excuse.

Kelaine Conochan

Don’t eat a fortune cookie if what you want is ice cream.