An Incomplete and Growing List of The Only People Who Actually Like {Glitter}

Teenage girls

Gay club kids

Ravers from 1996

Art teachers

Unicorn trainers

British girls/women named Gemma

Strippers

Off-brand greeting card designers

Kids who like ponies

Coachella attendees

Thoughtless but festive friends who want to celebrate your birthday while ruining your carpet

Makeup artists

Mariah Carey