The Prompt and the Great, Very Great {#TrumpANovel} Twitter Trend

The total losers here at The Prompt Magazine did a terrible job at our actual jobs this Monday afternoon, because we were too busy being very successful with the Twitter trend #TrumpANovel. So while The Prompt may still be a small and slightly failing magazine, we’re dead proud that we put together a hit job book on [The Donald].

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• CatchHer in the Lie
• The Hobbit-sized Hands
• The Lying, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
• I, Donald
• The Hound and his Fury
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner, Crooked Hillary
• Tremendously Hard Choices
• Orange is Not the New Black
• The Rise and Fall of the Trump Reich
• This Is How You Lose to Her
• Bigly Decision Points
• The Grab ’em by the Pussy Monologues
• King Leer
• The Picture of Dorian Gray was Paid for with Charity Funds
• The Handmaid’s Tale is Total Lie, Folks
• This is How You Lose Votes
• Depraved New World
• Don Mis-quote-he

• Crime & Punishment: The Story of Crooked Hillary
• Things Fall Apart, Unless I Build Those Things
• Into Thin Hair
• The Brief Sad! Life of Oscar Wao, who I will deport, believe me
• Pride and Prejudice
• All The Light Racism We Cannot See
• To Kill a Mockingbird? I personally prefer my mockingbirds alive, thank you very much.
• As I Lay Lying
• A Farewell to Charms
• The Way We Live Now is Terrible, So Terrible
• Lord of the Lies
• A Passage to Mexico
• 100 Years of Schadenfreude
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness
• Dr. Zhivago Thinks Obamacare is a Disaster
• The Great, Great You’ve Never Seen Anything So Great Gatsby
• Nasty Little Women
• Of Pussies and (Wo)Men
• Those Lying Women Will All Have Scarlet Letters When I’m President
• The Haunting of Hillary’s White House
• Heart of Darkness

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• A Tale of Two Inner Cities
• Their Eyes Were Watching Voting Booths
• Gone With the Windbag
• Catch-22 Women By The Pussy
• Catch-22 Immigrants
• Catch-22 of The African-Americans During Stop-And-Frisk
• How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
• The Bigly Short Hands
• The Bad Hombre and the Sea
• Sense and Sensi-Bill Clinton Is Worse To Women Than Me
• The Bigly Sleep
• The Girl on The Train I’ll Date in Ten Years
• Charlotte’s Web of Lies
• A Song of ISIS and Fire
• Twitter for Elephants
• An Extremely Loud Incredible Dope
• A Supposedly Fine Thing I’ll Never Grope Again
• The Philistine Prophecy
• The Old Man and the See When You’re a Celebrity They Let You Do It
• The Wind-Up Turd Chronicle
• He’s Come Undone
• The Orangefinch
• Fire The Help
• Me Talk Pretty One Day

From our readers:

• A Cuckold Orange
• 50 Shades of Orange
• Groping Little Women
• The Sound of Trump’s Fury
• How to Start Worrying and Stop Living
• The Tapes of Wrath
• The Book of Moron

What did we miss? Tweet us your best #TrumpANovel book idea and we’ll feature you on The Prompt!