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HAPPY BUT FORGETTABLE MUSIC
CHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONT MANIFESTS ONSCREEN
EASY ROMANTIC DINNERS FOR ONE
WORDS REPLACED WITH OTHER WORDS
LIKE A WIFE IN A BOOK ABOUT BECOMING A REESE WITHERSPOON MOVIE
GARLIC GNOCCHI FRITTERS
OR
PERHAPS BEEF WELLINGTON
HA HA
YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER
WORDS DISAPPEAR LIKE ALL YOUR FRIENDSHIPS
CHICKEN APPEARS IN PLASTIC, UNBRANDED
WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND UNWRAPS CHICKEN AND PLACES IT ON A CHERRYWOOD COUNTERTOP
KNIFE HOVERS BUT LOSES ITS NERVE
CHICKEN SIGHS IN RELIEF AND DIVES OF ITS OWN VOLITION INTO A BOWL OF FLOUR
THEN EGGWASH
THEN A BOWL OF BREADCRUMBS
CHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONT RETURNS
WAIT 5 MINUTES
WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND MAKES AN OKAY SIGN
CHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONTS RETURNS
THAT WAS AN OKAY SIGN NOT A WHITE POWER SIGN
SMASH CUT TO PHYLLO DOUGH, WHICH IS CLEARLY EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
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BUTTER GATHERS ON COUNTER EXERCISING ITS FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS
WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND MOLDS BUTTER INTO A PAIR OF BREASTS, BUT, LIKE, IN A CLASSY WAY, LIKE THIS IS AN ART SCHOOL
HAND GRIPS A TROWEL AND SPREADS BUTTERBOOBS EVENLY OVER THE DOUGH
SEEMINGLY INFINITE FOLDING AND ROLLING COMMENCES
LIKE THIS IS A GODDAMN LAUNDROMAT
THERE IS AN EPISODE OF MAURY BARELY VISIBLE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE LAUNDROMAT, TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO GLEAN THE TOPIC OF THE DAY
DIVORCE, PROBABLY
LOSE INTEREST IN THE EPISODE
CONTEMPLATE THE FECKLESSNESS OF RESTAURANT WEEK
FOLDING AND ROLLING ENDS AND THE DOUGHBUTTERBOOBS IS WRAPPED IN A SLANKET THEN SET TO CHILL
CHUNKY CHILDLIKE TEXT COMES BACK
LEAVE IN FRIDGE FOR A LUNAR MONTH
CHICKEN REAPPEARS ON SCREEN, LIKE YOUR EX, LOOKING BETTER THAN YOU WANT TO ADMIT
WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND CASTS GYPSY CURSE ON CHICKEN
AKA ADDING SALT AND PEPPER
VEGETABLES MAKE A BRIEF APPEARANCE AND STATE THE CASE FOR THEIR INCLUSION
ROLL YOUR EYES USING THE SAME TECHNIQUE THE DISEMBODIED HAND USED TO ROLL THE PHYLLO DOUGH
SUFFER THROUGH THEIR ELEVATOR PITCH
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YOU’RE DOING GREAT AND I’M NOT JUST SAYING THAT
HAND PLACES THE CHICKEN IN HOT OIL LEGALLY FRACKED FROM AN OLIVE TREE
TONGS FLIP CHICKEN AND BY GOLLY IT LOOKS GOOD
GLOWING LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN
TONGS FLIP CHICKEN AGAIN AND PLACE IT ON A BED OF LETTUCE AND LIES
CUE DRAMATIC INTERLUDE, A BRIEF MONTAGE OF A WEDDING CEREMONY BETWEEN YOUR EX AND A BOTTLE OF BALSAMIC VINEGAR, SET TO AN ARCADE FIRE SONG
REALIZE YOU’RE HAPPY SHE’S MANAGED TO MOVE ONCHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONT APPEARS JUST IN TIME TO PROVIDE EXPOSITION
IT’S CALLED CLOSURE, DOUG
WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND REACHES OUT OF THE INTERNET AND THROUGH THE SCREEN OF YOUR PHONE MAKING AN OKAY SIGN OVER YOUR HEART
DOUBLECHECK IT’S NOT A WHITE POWER SIGN
GASP IN AMAZEMENT THAT YOU ARE ALIVE DURING AN AGE WHERE YOU CAN LEARN THE INTRICACIES OF COOKING WHILE POOPING
PRAY YOUR PALATE NEVER ACHIEVES SELF-AWARENESS
LOOK AT YOUR ARM, WHICH HAS BEEN TATTOOED WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT
THE WORDS IN THAT FONT
REST FOR FIVE MINUTES BEFORE SERVING
AND A PICTURE OF YOU ON A TOILET
GLORY IN THE VASTNESS OF CREATION
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