The Prompt NFL Power Rankings – Week 8: What the Hell Do You Meme???

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Editor’s Note: Mike did not take his Patriots suspension well. As a form of protest he is refusing to write complete sentences and instead submitted only memes for this week’s rankings. Enjoy, I guess.

1. Bill Belichick

2. San Francisco 49ers

3. John Bosa’s Sperm

4. Indianapolis Colts

5. Gardner Minshew

6. Every Previous Browns Coach

7. Kirk Cousins

8. Dalvin Cook Fantasy Owners

9. Unemployed Kickers in the Chicago Area

10. Jason Garrett

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