{In Defense of} Guyliner: A Graphic Poem

Maybe he’s born with it…

…Maybe it’s 30 Seconds to Mars.

Doth the Nightman Cometh?

Nope, that’s just David Bowie glittering with the dust of stars.

From Green Day

https://giphy.com/gifs/green-day-billie-joe-armstrong-jUTtRxksI7gOs

to Channel Orange

Even bold red carnelian,

I like it when boys can express their kaleidoscopic karma chameleon.

On Princes

and pharaohs

and Captain Jack Sparrows,

https://giphy.com/gifs/johnny-depp-pirates-of-the-caribbean-cpzZEl4cjeV9K

Yo ho, yo ho, guyliner’s cool with me.

From Khal Drogo’s smoky kohl

to Euron Greyjoy’s charcoal gray

no matter how you paint it,

https://giphy.com/gifs/adam-lambert-makeup-eyeliner-12p8OOCQNetwaY

Fellas in guyliner positively slay.

And on that note, Pete Wentz, take it away.